Polar Vortex Survivor Hoodie — Funny Cold Weather Sweatshirt
A cozy, lived-in hoodie for anyone who weathered the freeze and lived to tell the tale. The front sports a bold, slightly distressed “POLAR VORTEX SURVIVOR” graphic in red and black that reads like a badge of honor. Thick, double-lined hood and a color-matched drawcord keep the chill out. The roomy kangaroo pocket is for cold hands, hot coffee, or a stashed mask. Mid-weight 50/50 fabric holds prints beautifully while staying soft and warm. Wear it around the neighborhood, layered under a winter coat, or draped over a sweatshirt after a long day — it’s the sort of hoodie that feels like home after a long stretch of icy weather.
Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly fabric for warmth and print clarity
- Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket to keep hands warm
- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawstring for added durability
- Classic fit with tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner look and reduced waste
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed