Polar Vortex Survivor Sweatshirt — Funny Winter Cold Weather Crewneck
A cozy, resilient crewneck that reads like a winter badge of honor. Soft yet sturdy, this sweatshirt carries a bold, hand-lettered “The Polar Vortex Survivor” design that pops against the clean white fabric. It sits with a relaxed, classic fit and holds its shape through chilly commutes, late-night shovels, and coffee runs between storms. Wear it when you need an extra layer that feels familiar and reliable — the kind of sweatshirt you reach for when frost bites the air and you want something warm, reassuring, and a little cheeky.
Lightweight enough for layering under a parka, substantial enough to wear on its own at indoor gatherings. The embroidered-print options and durable double-needle construction mean the design and garment age well together. Safety- and eco-conscious details (OEKO-TEX dyes, US cotton sourcing) give this sweatshirt a responsible footprint without sacrificing everyday comfort.
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for balanced warmth and durability
- Classic crewneck with ribbed collar and double-needle stitching for long-lasting shape
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for cleaner fit and reduced fabric waste
- DTG prints with DTF inner neck labels; embroidery available on chest or wrists
- OEKO-TEX dyes and ethically-sourced US cotton; adult sizing, made in Nicaragua
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean